Teething Troubles

Just like a baby, a young dog goes through a totally natural phase of drool and destruction called teething, in which you have to safe guard everything you own, including their siblings and/or their collars and identification tags. She was like one of those automatic vacuum bot commercials gone wrong. She would follow us all over the house and then at the opportune moment, strike. She had this urge to chew everything. Fingers, my machete handles, the machete holster, cabinets, walls, shoes, leashes, her sister’s jowls, trees… if it was in her field of vision it was in the danger zone. Every time i turned around she was chewing on something. She even chewed her pee pads. The only thing she did not chew was the teething toys.