The picture does not do him justice. He’s huge.

This is George. He is a toad that used to live in the plants i had in the wire cages on the porch. However, he ate so many bugs attracted to the porch light and grew so large that he cannot fit between the wire rungs anymore and instead sleeps in the mud beneath the porch stairs and appears on the welcome mat every night at dusk. He is still sitting there at dawn. I named him George and i now see him nightly. He’s always there leaving ungodly large turds on the front porch and waiting for his dinner to arrive.

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